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no plot, no stars, not so special effects,
most films couldn't overcome such defects
he counts his gold, almost daily,
stay the hell back, he's got a sheilaiey
warwick davis spins the wicked pun,
he made a star out of jennifer anniston
his gold's been eaten, gambled and shrunk.
two word review simply says 'it stunk'
it kinda gets old, he wants his gold,
a total of 42 tickets sold
leprechaun and you, a cat and a mouse,
the L. A. Dream Team is in the house
this fairy tale's not by lewis carroll,
he's ending the life of larry's other brother daryl
he DOES clock gold, he don't wear ducats,
his favorite team: the denver nuggets
driving through fences like a fucking cartoon,
i hope the movie is over soon. word
neither duck magician or mc pity d have his gold. yo lep, retrace your steps
if you throw him some shoes, he'll gather them gladly
he's only got one line, he delivers it badly
we're the trenchcoat club, you know we love this crap
they call me dunce, my hat is like a dunce cap
duck magician at the video store,
the movies are so bad i've seen all four
i'm slick pit, the mc pity d,
i never pay the late return fee
you'll be his bride, if you sneeze three times,
leprechaun keeps busting his wicked rhyme
aren't we all asking: where's me gold
being a leprechaun: he wants his gold
all we are saying is give him gold
you've got to throw shoes, he's got to clean your
shoes, he's got gold buckles on his boots
Give him his gold, that's all he wants, and he'll leave you alone.
Where's Me Gold?